Right. So is it just me or do certain weather patterns work on a time schedule here? That's twice that I've gotten needled out by hail. Bloody things gonna make me look like a pin cushion.

[At least she didn't spill her coffee everywhere this time. Jesus, she needs that morning wake up when it's this cold, thanks.]

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[ John's return comes at a particularly bad moment. well, there's never really a good time, as his first arrival hadn't been timed that much better either. ( but the core could not have picked the worst time to bring him back now... )

[There's the sound of rustling far too close to a microphone, as if a thumb is being rubbed across it, mixed with ambient noise. The thudding of heavy footsteps and heavier breathing, the clatter of a glass bottle, the squeaking of some unholy thing in the dark. In fact, it sounds suspiciously like the Master is butt-dialing you ( Read more... )

[He really couldn't have picked a worse time to show up, in either his world or this one. But of course, he hadn't picked it at all. Details. They're not what Sherlock is concentrating on right now. Not really.]
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Is this -- is this a video camera? How am I supposed to -- what is this for --

[ after moments of scuffling the video clicks on and there's a rather pretty, red-headed teenage girl standing in the dark, barely lit. it's hard to tell where exactly she is, but she definitely looks freaked out.I think I got this working -- I'm -- I'm Mary Jane. MJ ( Read more... )

Looks like it's that time. Alright, all the new people. I'm sure you're all confused and scared and all that crap. But before you start making idiots of yourselves on here, listen ( Read more... )

Hey. [sometime late tonight, the Port gets the most awkward of greetings. Sam's sitting in an armchair, leaned forward with his elbows on his knees, his hands clasped so he doesn't do anything stupid with them. He's a little dressed up tonight - which, for him, means a navy blue collared shirt with his jeans.]A lot of you know me already, but for ( Read more... )

Captain's log, Stardate twenty-eleven point nine-I-don't-really-goddamn-care-right-now.

[Say hi to Jim Kirk, everyone. Some of the video feed is dark, however much of it is illuminated by an orangey-red light. Jim himself is being bathed with enough of the unusual light that any viewers will be able to see him practically dripping with sweat ( Read more... )

CANADA! [Captain Jack Sparrow fixes the NV with an accusatory stare. In the background, that five feet of snow mentioned in the newsfeed lies around him. Snow is heaped on him as well, on his shoulders, in his hat--probably because he fell asleep outside.]

Canada! [Never mind that he's been here for nearly three months now, there have been more ( Read more... )

So, this is going to sound really weird, but has anyone seen... darkness monsters, you know, in places they don't belong? Or uh. Places they weren't, a second ago. I know most of you don't go outside and you should keep--up with that. Definitely, don't go out at night if you don't already... but it's just ( Read more... )